Eating too much; unfastening the top clasp of your pants so you can breathe. One too many underwater somersaults in the deep end; clawing your way to the surface, to air. A nine-page analysis of Mozart's Requiem dissolving into a Microsoft error; swallowed by paralysis, hysterics envelop you. Struck by the airbag's impressive force; gasping for help, your mind nonplussed, shreds of lucidity slipping to the sinister berceuse of delusion.
Life's guileful tendencies frame a minefield through which we stagger each day. Your voice cracks, you trip on the stairs, you're late to a meeting. Someone cheats, another lies, hollow promises echo a bitter note. The next hand in the dealer's palm could be a fall from grace - another reverie adjourned.
"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
-- Albert Einstein
Take this advice when life gets rough. Don your blinders and spurn the hardships; see the opportunities, and seize them. Adopt a slant of rationale. Pop some Orbit, chew on your worries, and take things into your own hands. Wear drawstring pants to dinner; try a handstand in the shallow end. Save your documents onto a USB; climb out of the wreckage and re-assess. Stop fortune's gavel before it stymies your happiness.
Grab an umbrella, and save your own damn parade from the rain.